Data Rescue
A clean, usable dataset from the files your team keeps fighting, with exceptions and provenance made explicit.
How buying this works
- 1 · BUYPay $299 on the hosted Stripe checkout. Your receipt arrives from Stripe.
- 2 · PROVIDEThe files, export, or records
- 3 · WE ANALYZEPreflight → Classify → Normalize → Validate
- 4 · RECEIVEClean dataset and the rest of the deliverable by email.
This site has no payment webhook: a founder emails your checkout address within one business day to collect the inputs, then delivers by email.
The problem it solves
The files your team keeps fighting: duplicates, broken exports, inconsistent fields, records nobody trusts.
What happens
What you provide
- The files, export, or records
- What is wrong with them, in your words
- What “usable” means for you
What you receive
- Clean dataset
- Exception report
- Field map
- Provenance notes
- Machine-readable receipt
Delivery format. Email to the address you check out or write in from. Human-readable report (PDF or Markdown) plus a machine-readable receipt (JSON) naming inputs, sources, and unknowns. Founder-operated: a live cashier is not automated fulfillment.
What an engagement looks like
Three CRM exports and a spreadsheet: nine thousand rows, four phone formats. The rescue returns the normalized records, the duplicate groups, the exceptions with reasons, a field dictionary, and a receipt naming every source file by digest.
Illustrative scenario written to show the shape of the work. It is not a customer result; no customer has bought this product yet.- CRM cleanup
- Acquisition data room
- County or public data
- Legacy migration
- Spreadsheet consolidation
Why you can trust it
Real today
- This is the existing Data Rescue offer (O01) on /offers with a live Stripe checkout.
- Fulfillment is founder-operated: this site has no payment webhook. Inputs are collected by email within one business day of checkout.
Demonstration only
The browser calculator shows the arithmetic of cleanable rows. The delivered product is the normalized dataset, exception report, provenance, and receipt.
Live cashier verified by the checkout-link court on every build; listed as LIVE CASHIER on /proof.
No paid rescue has been delivered yet. Public hard zeros apply.
Every receipt cited here is dated and vendored in the public repository or compiled on /proof. The hard zeros on /refusals apply: no revenue, no customers, no outreach as of the dated snapshot.
Try the idea in your browser
A small, inspectable illustration of the reasoning. It runs on numbers or text you type and proves nothing about production.
Data rescue arithmetic
The delivered product is the normalized dataset, exception report, provenance, and receipt.
Change the inputs. Deliberately inspectable, deliberately not a black box, deliberately not the product.
Start Data Rescue. Inputs are collected by email after checkout.
$299 on the hosted Stripe checkout. This site has no payment webhook; a founder follows up from the receipt address within one business day.
Related. If the same mess comes back every month, replace the workflow that produces it.
Where this product stands on the commercial ladder
Product → Offer → Checkout or quote → Intake → Fulfillment → Delivery → Receipt → Outcome. A rung is PROVEN LIVE only when it has been exercised on the public site and courted. Fulfillment, delivery, and receipt are founder-operated and become PROVEN LIVE only with a delivered, receipted engagement. The test-mode tape for the four priority offers is in the public repository under docs/receipts-external.
Status labels distinguish live cashiers, founder-set prices without checkout, and test pricing. No customer results, counts, or automation are claimed.